Before I get to the contents of this month's LootCrate-- oh, yes, I stuck with it-- I have a request. Remember how part of LootCrate's business strategy is to get all their customers to sell the subscription through blog posts like this one, unboxing videos, and social media? Remember how I put a link at the bottom of my last LootCrate review so I would get $5 off my next LootCrate, and if I got four people then my LootCrate would be free?
Well, two people told me they subscribed to LootCrate despite my tepid review, and used my link. So I figured, "$10 LootCrate? Okay, I'm in."
Then the charge went through and it was still $19 and change.
So I need to send another email to LootCrate to ask them where my discount is for being a good little viral marketer. In order to do that, I'd like more than hearsay. If you subscribed to LootCrate via the link at the bottom of my last blog post,
could you drop me a line?
The theme this month was "Celebrate," which made me a little wary, but
the video had lots of videogame references and drinking, and I like both those things.
First, the obligatory box shot:
Yeah, it's the same box.
First off, they wanted to celebrate Doctor Who's 50th Anniversary. We went a little crazy over this ourselves, and attended a showing of the special at our local cinema to watch it in 3D. If only the LootCrate had gotten here in time, I could've brought a TARDIS balloon and sticker with me. Alas, these must now live in my living room.
The sticker says it's reusable, but I'm a cynical bastard and will place it where I want it to be for all eternity just in case that isn't quite true. Good stuff, LootCrate.
Next up is an official Batman wallet:
This is made from Tyvek, a wonder paper that is indestructible. I used to have a little sleeve for my bank card made out of this stuff, and it was pretty hardy. I am an aficionado of Batman wallets, since my very first wallet was one (and I still have it). Back in the late sixties, this is what passed for a Batman wallet:
It was plastic, and bright yellow, and has one of those cellophane over black wax pads and a stylus so you could write secret messages to yourself. Note that this wallet IS NOT included in the LootCrate.
This one is:
I kind of need a new wallet. The real question is: am I nerdy enough to use this one? I think I am, but it will come down to whether or not there's room in the wallet for all my stupid cards. I will try to transfer everything over. Also, apparently the tyvek looks better with more wear and tear, so I can probably provide that. Thumbs up, LootCrate.
Next is a set of playing cards with robots on them:
I'm fine with that. My wife will probably use them, as she's the one who plays solitaire.
Then a "First Person Shooter" which is kind of stretching it on the clever, clever for this:
Yeah, it's a shotglass with crosshairs. I don't do many shots (I prefer to sip my scotch), but okay.
Then they gave me a scary drink thing that's supposed to be breakfast. You just drink it and that's breakfast. I suppose I will try it someday when I'm in a rush. I think they were going for hangover cure, but it makes no claims to anything but breakfast.
And finally, the big thing-- a South Park character that is also a speaker for your phone, so you can blast the tunes with toons (get it? Ha!). I got Kenny:
My favorite thing about this so far is that the headphone jack plugs into Kenny's ass, and the charging LED is his heart. I can't say how it sounds yet, because it's still charging. I'm going to leave this in the office so I can listen to podcasts and music from my phone. I expect it will be better than the speaker on my phone, but not all that much better.
All told, this is what I expected from LootCrate. Some fun stuff, some clever stuff, and enough of both that it put a smile on my face while I was opening it, and again now that I'm writing this up. Notice that I didn't even crack the pamphlet that came with it, because I think it would've made me snarky. Oh, and the MegaLootCrate this month is both an Xbox One and a PS4. Fingers crossed, but I never win anything.
My original survey of previous LootCrates showed that I would've liked 4 out of 7 of them, so I guess I started badly and this is one of the ones I liked.
Worth the $20, but totally worth the $10 if I can figure out what the hell happened to my discount.
Thumbs up, would do it again.
Oh, and here's the link to (maybe) get me a discount on the next LootCrate:
http://mbsy.co/lootcrate/388888